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Load In The Dishwasher

Stop it. I’m trying to put a load in the dishwasher

Yeah…Me Too!

I need to get out of this bed or I’m going to be late for the couch

WHEN GAS PRICES GET SO HIGH THAT YOU CAN ONLY AFFORD TO BE FURIOUS

Rule 1: Never publicly share sensitive Data over the Internet

Her: He’s probably thinking about fat bottomed girls

Him:

Me: wanna fuck? 👀

Her: Why do u have to say it like that? Its supposed to be a magical moment

Me: Alakazam let me slam

I CAN’T BREATHE

Just Unbutton your Pants

I TRY TO AVOID MAKING SEXUAL INNUENDOS

BUT IT’S HARD

I’ve been spelling Erica wrong my entire life.

AIRWRECKA McBRIDE – PARENT

Telling my future grandchildren how I stood only 5ft apart instead of 6ft in 2020

AND I NEVER GOT CAUGHT NEITHER