Americans: We have the most advanced country in the world.
Also Americans:
[Open box before eating pizza.]
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Americans: We have the most advanced country in the world.
Also Americans:
[Open box before eating pizza.]

Cut my leash into pieces
This is my bestest bork
Domestication
No Breeding
Cant give a heck
Cause they neutered my weenie

HIM: the dishwasher is acting weird
HER: what’s it doing
HIM: chopping fucking vegetables

WANTED: A man has been stealing wheels off of police cars.
Police are working tirelessly to catch him.

Women won’t date a guy that lives with his mom but they will date a guy that lives with his wife