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Image macro comedy formats, jokes, memes, and punchlines organized for easier doom-scrolling from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Going to the Mountain to Destroy a Ring – Brokeback Mountain / Lord of the Rings
Going to the mountain to destroy a ring
BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN
THE LORD OF THE RINGS
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How to Get Rich in 4 Easy Steps – People in Wheelchairs:
Ad:”How to get rich in 4 easy steps”
People in wheelchairs:
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You Can Get Your Butthole Turned Into Chocolates – Edible Anus
umm wtf?? You can get your butthole turned into chocolates 😂
‘Edible Anus’ Company Makes Chocolate Molds of Your (Or a Loved One’s) Butthole
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What Do People Call the Day I Was Crucified? Good Friday. What the FUCK.
What do people call the day I was crucified?
Good Friday.
Yeah, we call it Good Friday!
What the FUCK.
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What Makes You Think We’re Having Sex Tonight? I’m Stronger Than You.
What makes you think we’re having sex tonight?
I’m stronger than you.
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US Paralympics Team Refuses to Stand During Star Spangled Banner – This Is Getting Out of Control
This is getting out of control
US Paralympics Team Refuses to Stand During Star Spangled Banner
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Your Essay Must Start With an Attention Grabber – Barbecue Sauce on My Titties
teacher: your essay must start with an attention grabber
me: so i’m sitting there, barbecue sauce on my titties
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My Client Is Trapped Inside a Penny – He’s in a Cent – You’re Going to Jail With Him
Lawyer: my client is trapped inside a penny
Judge: what?
Lawyer: he’s in a cent
Judge: you’re going to jail with him
@baptain_brunch
