Dr: you need to stop masturbating
Me: for how long?
Dr: at least until I finish your prostate exam
Me: fair enough
Format: image macro
Image macro comedy formats, jokes, memes, and punchlines organized for easier doom-scrolling from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Pooh Pulled Pork Sandwich
As much as Pooh missed Piglet, he really did enjoy that pulled pork sandwich.
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Dry Lips Hurt When You Walk
Her: My lips are so dry
Him: Doesn’t that hurt when you walk?
Her: What?
Him: What?
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Grandfather Clock Skirt
nene @dollcharm: this is literally the perfect skirt length
President Biden @POTUS: my dick would be swinging out the bottom like a grandfather clock
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Ladder Safety Sign
I’m not sure what this sign is a safety precaution for, but I think using your feet on a ladder is a better option…
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Nana Recognizes You
When you’re having the best sex of your life but then Nana starts to recognize you again
@Supersaw
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I Just Got That Puppy
When your dad shows you how to properly kill and skin an animal.
I just got that puppy…
