Wife: Can you give the kids a talk on drugs?
Me: Ok but I talk a lot of shit when I’m high
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Image macro comedy formats, jokes, memes, and punchlines organized for easier doom-scrolling from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Everyone Thinks They’re Pam or Jim But We’re All Stanley
At work everyone thinks they’re Pam or Jim but in reality we’re all Stanley
I don’t care. I’m learning nothing. I’m on break. I’m going to die. Do not care. Good news. We get to go home? I’m done. Goodbye.
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Condoms Are for Fucking Pussies – He’s Got a Point
Jackson
Condoms are for fucking pussies
No, no, he’s got a point.
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Donated 30 Inches of Hair for Wigs – Now Some Poor Kid Has to Be a Ginger on Top of Having Cancer
She donated 30 inches of her hair to make wigs for children with cancer.
matthugan 11h
Now some poor kid has to be a ginger on top of having cancer.
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That Heat Is Brutal at Night – State of My Bed This Morning
That heat is brutal at night ffs, state of my bed this morning
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Got My Ancestry.com Results – Trader Joe’s Cracker Assortment
res judicatie @cat_i_e
got my ancestry dot com results
TRADER JOE’S
Cracker Assortment
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