This one different, he lookin for his father
Pixar Presents: Finding Negro
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This one different, he lookin for his father
Pixar Presents: Finding Negro

interviewer: any experience operating heavy machinery?
guy: does your mom count?
interviewer: lmao fuck you’re hired

YOU WIN THIS TIME PENIS
One of these days I’m going to find you, and when i do…..

Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won’t notice. Call her fat once and she’ll never forget.
Because elephants never fucking forget.

“Spirit animals don’t exi-“
Pig in Australia steals 18 beers from campers, gets drunk, fights cow.

When u finally find a gf but u forget u dont have to blow her up.

SHE USED VASELINE TO GIVE ME A HANDJOB
I CAME 3 TIMES IN THE SHOWER TRYING TO WASH THE SHIT OFF

A finger in her ass will eliminate the gag reflex
This is science … you can’t debate it … just try it …