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Image macro comedy formats, jokes, memes, and punchlines organized for easier doom-scrolling from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Don’t Threaten Me With a Good Time – Keep Back or You May Get Sucked Off
Don’t threaten me with a good time
Keep back from the platform edge or you may get sucked off
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When You Push So Hard on the Toilet That You Teleport
When you push so hard on the toilet that you teleport
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Sex Position #189: The John Wilkes Booth
SEX POSITION #189: THE JOHN WILKES BOOTH
YOU BLOW A LOAD ON THE BACK OF SOMEONE’S HEAD IN A MOVIE THEATER AND TRY TO ESCAPE BEFORE YOU GET CAUGHT.
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You’ve Heard of Elf on the Shelf, Now Get Ready for Tigger on a…
You’ve heard of Elf on the Shelf, now get ready for
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You’ve Heard of Elf on the Shelf, Now Get Ready for Piglet on a Piglet
You’ve heard of Elf on the Shelf,
Now get ready for Piglet on a piglet
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Fuck My Big Black Ass – PureBeam Extreme
PUREBEAM Extreme 20%
Real life size
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Fuck My Big Black Ass
XXX Toys
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Family Names Used to Be Based on Occupation – Hmm, Says Dickinson
Family names used to be based on the family occupation
Guy whose last name is Dickinson:
Hmm
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Your Word Is Seaward – C-U-N… Please No Jesus Stop
moderator: your word is ‘seaward’
spelling bee contestant: C-U-N…
moderator: please no jesus stop


