OH MY! YOU HAVEN’T TOUCHED AND CARESSED ME LIKE THAT IN YEARS! WHY DID YOU STOP?
I FOUND THE TV REMOTE…
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OH MY! YOU HAVEN’T TOUCHED AND CARESSED ME LIKE THAT IN YEARS! WHY DID YOU STOP?
I FOUND THE TV REMOTE…

You know you’re getting old when
you walk by 4 priests and you don’t even get a wink

Just found a really old porno on VHS, called Head Cleaner.
Sounds hot.

When you find out Pornhub now offers a 30-day free trial

STEP UP YOUR JERK OFF GAME WITH
THE RIBBED STRANGER

I didn’t believe it when they said we already had 8 inches of snow had to check for myself.

Cucumbers are really good for memory.
I stuck one up my friend’s ass 3 years ago and he still remembers (It was consensual)

GO AHEAD, MASTURBATE AT Denny’s
WHAT ARE THEY GONNA DO, ASK YOU TO LEAVE?
IN THIS ECONOMY?