You ever get laid in a sleeping bag? It’s awful.
You can’t even move, you’re drenched in sweat, and your scout master is covering your mouth.
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You ever get laid in a sleeping bag? It’s awful.
You can’t even move, you’re drenched in sweat, and your scout master is covering your mouth.

WHEN YOU CAN’T GET THE SMELL OF THE ALTER BOY OFF YOUR FINGERS

The reason Batman doesn’t cover his whole face is because he needs the police to know he’s white.

ALDI CUSTOMER CARE
Thanks to Pete from Featherstone for the lovely Pic of his wife, but the Competition was called “Fact Hunt”
#awkward

WHAT DO SMOKING CIGARETTES AND EATING PUSSY HAVE IN COMMON?
WHAT?
THE FLAVOR CHANGES WHEN YOU GET TO THE BUTTT

IF TWO GAY BLACK MAN GET MARRIED AND ADOPT A BABY
WHICH FATHER IS SUPPOSED TO ABANDON THE FAMILY

My only problem with women breastfeeding in public is they never wink back.

When you’re giving her the full 4 inches
IF SHE DIES SHE DIES