Format: narrative

Narrative comedy formats, jokes, memes, and punchlines organized for easier doom-scrolling from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • Knock, Knock: A Doctor’s Thoughtful Touch

    I like how my new doctor knocks before he enters the exam room when I’m in there.

    Because of his thoughtfulness, I may never get caught boosting drug samples and hypodermic needles again.

  • Johnny Cash and Elvis Tattoos

    Girl walks into a tattoo shop and asks for Elvis on one thigh and Johnny Cash on the other…

    Tattoo artist says alright let’s get to work, but I’m gonna need you to take off your pants so they don’t get ink on them. After a few hours he finishes both tattoos. she looks in the mirror and freaks out. “These don’t look like Elvis or Johnny at all” she says, crying.

    Sure they do, says the artist. Here I’ll prove it. The artist goes outside and grabs a man standing on the corner and brings him into the shop and asks who are the people in these tattoos? The man looks intently and after a couple mins says, “I don’t know who that is on the left and I don’t know who that is on the right, but the one in the middle is definitely Willie Nelson!”

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