THE J IN DONALD J. TRUMP STANDS FOR JENIUS.
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Magnifying Glass Penis Enlarger
“Man buys product that promised to enlarge his penis and gets a magnifying glass”
Homem compra produto que prometia aumentar pênis e recebe lupa
PROCON Campina
PREFEITURA MUNICIPAL DE CAMPINA SECRETARIA MUNICIPAL DE ASSUNTOS JURÍDICOS Departamento de Proteção ao Consumidor
disque 151 www.procon.campina.sp.gov.br
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Mellencamp
When the dump is so big you accidentally give yourself a Mellencamp
mellencamp
To take a dump so large that the prostate is stimulated and the male ejaculates a little while taking the shit. Called a mellencamp because “it hurts so good.”
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Americans Right About Miles
Water ← 1 mile
Water 1 kilometer →
Americans 2 Sep at 12:05
But the Americans are right. A mile is less then a kilometre. (1 mile = 1,6 Kilometre)
boredpanda.com
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Could You Vape Semen
r/morbidquestions u/thatcatinthecorner 14h
Could you vape semen?
If it was watered down to the approximate thickness of fluid, could you vape semen?
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BEST COMMENTS
DrDank7 12h
Great now you’re making vaping even more gay
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1simis 9h
It’s a double negative though so it cancels out
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What_R_YOU_Doin_Here 6h
I don’t think that’s how this works. If you are giving a bj and taking it in the ass at the same time, does that make you straight?
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WillBeamon 6h
Obviously
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Steal the Declaration of Independence
We can steal your man
@lordflaconegro
Shawty in the back look like she gonna steal the Declaration of Independence
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Fantastic What
Fantastic Four skins are coming to Fortnite
It is one of the most wanted collabs ever
philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_
Fantastic what
