So where were you last night?
I sure as hell wasn’t having sex with little children!
that was a close one…
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Screenshot comedy formats, jokes, memes, and punchlines organized for easier doom-scrolling from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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What’s the Catch? There It Is
YOU MATCHED WITH [redacted] ON 3/31/19
You’re cute 🙂 but what’s the catch?
Wow what a healthy attitude towards women
There it is
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Not Gonna Ask Jesus for Midget Porn
Why use Google, when Jesus has all the answers.? 🙂
Not gonna ask Jesus where to find midget porn
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Spotify Hackers Threaten Nickelback List
BFF @YrfBFF
Damn you, hackers! Is nothing sacred!?
Spotify Hackers Threaten to Reveal Full List of Users Who Listen to Nickelback
By Jesse McLaren August 21, 2015
New York, NY- The stock market remains in chaos as a hacker group makes yet another threat to reveal sensitive information from music streaming service Spotify’s databases. This comes one week after the outing of a Florida Congressman as a subscriber to various Creed playlists
PHOTO: Nickelback posing in truckstop bathroom.
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Not an Excused Absence
ur local ugh dealer @void_daddy_
yeah ok sure, when jesus disappears for three days then comes back, it’s ‘beautiful’ and ‘a miracle,’ but when I do it, it’s ‘alarming’ and ‘not an excused absence’
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And Tigger?
Zack Riley @ColdHeart_Prj
My son asked me “Where does poo come from?” I was a little uncomfortable but gave him an honest explanation. He looked a little perplexed, and stared at me in stunned silence for a few seconds and asked, “And Tigger?”
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Madison’s Lab Partner
you thought you were having a bad day, at least you’re not Madison’s lab partner…yikesssssss
Today in my bio lab we were doing check swabs and like checking them out under the microscope.. and cheek cells all look like fried eggs. & this girl was like ummm my don’t look anything like that and so the prof walked over and looked at hers and she goes well that’s because these aren’t cheek cells they’re sperm cells
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USA Shooting Gold Medal
Dan @THFC_Dan_: How the f🤭k didnt USA win the gold medal for shooting
paulmc @paulmac_78: Because it wasn’t in a high school???
TOP COMMENTS: That joke is so dark a cop almost shot it.
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Illegal to Own a Christian
PATHEOS.COM
Study finds atheists are more likely to own cats than Christians
Robert Noble: This article is stupid. Besides not knowing how to feed and care for them, it’s illegal to own a Christian, let alone buy and sell them.
