Jesus: how do you guys celebrate my resurrection?
me: uhh..
Jesus: something cool right?
me:
Jesus:
me: so there’s this huge fuckin bunny
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Screenshot comedy formats, jokes, memes, and punchlines organized for easier doom-scrolling from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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You Can Get Your Butthole Turned Into Chocolates – Edible Anus
umm wtf?? You can get your butthole turned into chocolates 😂
‘Edible Anus’ Company Makes Chocolate Molds of Your (Or a Loved One’s) Butthole
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What Makes You Think We’re Having Sex Tonight? I’m Stronger Than You.
What makes you think we’re having sex tonight?
I’m stronger than you.
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US Paralympics Team Refuses to Stand During Star Spangled Banner – This Is Getting Out of Control
This is getting out of control
US Paralympics Team Refuses to Stand During Star Spangled Banner
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My Client Is Trapped Inside a Penny – He’s in a Cent – You’re Going to Jail With Him
Lawyer: my client is trapped inside a penny
Judge: what?
Lawyer: he’s in a cent
Judge: you’re going to jail with him
@baptain_brunch
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Why Is There a Coyote on the Bus? They Can’t Fucking Drive Karen
karen @vibeaholic
why is there a coyote on the bus?
Jonathan @LowkeyNerdy
probably because they can’t fucking drive karen
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I Set My WiFi Password to 24446666668888888 – I Tell Them It’s 12345678
True story:
I set my wifi password to 24446666668888888. This way when somebody asks for my password I tell them it’s: 12345678 😂😂😂😂
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Tonight’s Main Story: My Outfit Looks Like Balls and a Cock Peeing – More at 11
“Tonight’s main story: my outfit looks like balls and a cock, peeing. More at 11”
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If Both Basketball Teams Just Worked Together They Could Score So Many More Points
hawk @hawktherapper
if both basketball teams just worked together they could score so many more points
