siouxchiefsouschef @legitwidget
overheard one kid at the Mall of America tell his friends he had to get his wisdom teeth out and his friend says “why? gotta make room for more dicks?” and wow insults have really come a long way since I was a kid
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Time for a Reality Check – Would Not Recommend
paul bassett davies @thewritertype
Ok, it’s time for a reality check.
*checks reality*
Holy shit. Would not recommend.
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Donald Trump – Happy Women’s Day, Send Nudes
Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
Happy women’s day. Send nudes.
3/8/17, 10:50 AM
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Luck Be in the Air Tonight – I Definitely Guessed That Answer Horribly Wrong
annabellehector: luck be in the air tonight
tinylesbianarms: well I definitely guessed that answer horribly wrong.
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Samantha 25 – I Like It Rough
Done
Samantha, 25
5 miles away Active 1 day ago
About Samantha
I like it rough.
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I Just Found Out That Cock Fighting Is Done With Chickens – 2 Years of Training I’ll Never Get Back
John @JFD1960
I just found out that cock fighting is done with chickens. That’s 2 years of training I’ll never get back
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Y’all Niggas Be Unemployed Getting Girls Pregnant – How Ur Sperm Work But U Don’t
Raphael De La Ghetto @JayCuervo
y’all niggas be unemployed getting girls pregnant how ur sperm work but u don’t?
surfiver86: The sprem is white
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Man Disarms 49 Bombs – Christchurch New Zealand
LIVE BREAKING NEWS
MAN DISARMS 49 BOMBS
MAN IN CHRISTCHURCH, NEW ZEALAND HAS DISARMED 49 BOMBS IN A MATTER OF M…
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Me: Trying the Ol’ Yawn/Reach Around the Shoulder Trick – Other Guy at Urinal: Hey
andrew @AndrewChamings
me: *trying the ol’ yawn/reach-around-the-shoulder trick*
other guy at urinal: hey
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NuDen – Only Stripper in the World With 3 Boobs
NuDen – what’s your fantasy?
ONLY STRIPPER IN THE WORLD WITH 3 BOOBS
JUNE 13-16 AMAZING
Plan your summer accordingly.
