What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead hooker?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
Format: setup-punchline
Setup-punchline comedy formats, jokes, memes, and punchlines organized for easier doom-scrolling from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Why Bill Clinton Stopped Playing the Saxophone
Why did Bill Clinton stop playing the saxophone?
To take up more time playing that harmonica.
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Rolling Down Hills in Tires
I had a great childhood. One of my favorite things was to roll down hills in tires.
Those were the Goodyears.
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I Went to the Doctor
I went to the doctor and said I’ve got an earache, inflamed sinuses, conjunctivitis, and headaches, but he was dismissive.
He told me, “It’s all in your head.”
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A First Date With a Vegetarian Girl
I’m going on a first date with a vegetarian girl I met online.
I’ve never met herbivore.
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I Found $20 on the Ground
I found $20 lying on the ground and asked myself, “What would Jesus do?”
So, I turned it into wine.
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A Friend of Mine Had a Penis Extension
A friend of mine had a penis extension.
And now his house looks stupid.
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Blonde Fired From the M&M Factory
Hear about the blonde who got fired from the M&M factory?
She kept throwing away all the Ws.
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John’s Birthday At The Club
A wife treats her husband by taking him to a strip club on his birthday.
At the club, the doorman says, “Hi, John. How are you doing today?”
The wife asks, “How did he know your name?”
John says, “Oh! Honey, I played football with him in college.”
Inside, the bartender says, “As usual, John?”
John says to his wife, “Before you say anything, he’s on the bowling team.”
Then a stripper asks, “Hi, John. Do you want the special again?”
The wife doesn’t wait for him to give an excuse anymore. She drags him into a taxi…
Then the taxi driver says, “Hey, Johnny boy! You picked up an ugly one this time!”
John’s funeral is next week…
