Format: setup-punchline

Setup-punchline comedy formats, jokes, memes, and punchlines organized for easier doom-scrolling from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • Head Cleaner

    Just found a really old porno on VHS, called Head Cleaner.

    Sounds hot.

  • Sleeping Bag

    You ever get laid in a sleeping bag? It’s awful.

    You can’t ever move, you’re drenched in sweat, and your scout master is covering your mouth.

  • OnlyFans Account

    My wife paid off our house and vehicles with her OnlyFans account.

    She’s gonna freak when she finds out she has an OnlyFans account.

  • Paraplegic Strip Club

    The other day I went to a paraplegic strip club.

    The place was crawling with pussy.

  • Registered Six Offender

    Why was six afraid of seven?

    Seven was a registered six offender.

  • Why Was 10 Scared

    Why was 10 scared?

    He was right in the middle of 9/11.

  • Why Was Six Afraid of Seven

    Why was six afraid of seven?

    Seven was black.

  • Teeth Marks

    How do you know that a suicide victim was gay?

    The teeth marks are farther down the barrel.

  • Trans Fat

    What do you get when you cremate a femboy/tomboy?

    Trans fat.

  • Good News and Bad News

    Hey. Good news and bad news.

    The good news is that diet and exercise can cure erectile dysfunction.

    The bad news is that it isn’t easy talking your wife into dieting and exercising.