Maybe my expectations have changed, but it’s just not a real firework show unless they’re launched from Katy Perry’s bosom.
Format: setup-punchline
Setup-punchline comedy formats, jokes, memes, and punchlines organized for easier doom-scrolling from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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If dolphins are really as intelligent as humans, I’ll bet it only makes getting caught
If dolphins are really as intelligent as humans, I’ll bet it only makes getting caught in a tuna net that much more embarrassing.
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If the news media were to suddenly announce that a nuclear bomb is flying on its way to
If the news media were to suddenly announce that a nuclear bomb is flying on its way to the USA, I’m sure millions of people would shit themselves. That’s probably why they call them Incontinental Ballistic Missiles.
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I wish those NRA nuts would realize I’d be more sympathetic to their cause if the
I wish those NRA nuts would realize I’d be more sympathetic to their cause if the government were trying to take away people’s right to bare *breasts*.
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Love is patient, Love is kind; it does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud.
Love is patient, Love is kind; it does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. But if you don’t give Love *some* kind of shout-out during your nuptials, it gets pretty tweaked, and might do something unspeakable to your punch at the reception. Jus’ sayin’.
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They say when God closes a door, he always opens a window.
They say when God closes a door, he always opens a window. I guess if you’re God, you don’t have to worry about energy efficiency.
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It’s pointless to watch “The Wizard of Oz” with your dog.
It’s pointless to watch “The Wizard of Oz” with your dog. He can’t sniff Toto’s butt and he completely misses the cinematography change from black and white to color.
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I once got my hair colored by a guy in Reno, just to watch him dye.
I once got my hair colored by a guy in Reno, just to watch him dye.
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Many Kurdish freedom fighters died to bring us the following information: Being a
Many Kurdish freedom fighters died to bring us the following information: Being a Kurdish freedom fighter basically sucks.
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Is it just my imagination, or have zombies been getting smarter, and live people stupider?
Is it just my imagination, or have zombies been getting smarter, and live people stupider?
