Format: social media post

Social media post comedy formats, jokes, memes, and punchlines organized for easier doom-scrolling from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • Insufficient Funds ATM

    Insufficient Funds ATM

    I think banks should do a better job by keeping their ATMs filled. This is the fifth one I’ve been to, kept saying “insufficient funds” 🙄😐

  • Gender Pay Gap Flipped

    Gender Pay Gap Flipped

    This quarantine is affecting everyone in the work force, but it especially sucks for men

    We’re losing $1 for every $.79 women are losing

  • Depressed And Miserable

    Depressed And Miserable

    Last year I was miserable and depressed but this year I turned that shit around so I’m depressed and miserable now

  • Reaching In Backpack

    Reaching In Backpack

    when the white kid in class getting roasted and starts reaching in his backpack

  • Adios Card

    Adios Card

    Can you grab a card on the way home? My coworker’s mom died

    Loss of Loved One

    ADIOS!

    Loss of Loved One

    what the fuck is wrong with you?

  • Ajax Super Strong

    Ajax Super Strong

    I was offered sex with a 21 year old girl today. In exchange, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner. Of course I declined, because I am a person with high moral and strong willpower. Just as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner. Now available with scented lemon or vanilla

  • Thinking Outside The Box Gary

    Thinking Outside The Box Gary

    (At my boss’s funeral kneeling and whispering at coffin)

    “Who’s thinking outside the box now Gary?”

  • Dear God Most Likely Yes

    Dear God Most Likely Yes

    OFFICER: the victims were dismembered and sacrificed on an altar made of antlers

    DETECTIVE: dear god

    OFFICER: most likely yes

  • Roland the Farter

    Roland the Farter

    Imagine farting so good that the King gives you a 30 acre estate.

    Imagine someone farting so good, that you’re reading about them right now, 900 years later.

    Roland the Farter – a medieval flatulist who lived in twelfth-century England. Given Hemingstone manor in Suffolk and 12 hectares (30 acres) of land in return for his services as a jester for King Henry II. Each year he was obliged to perform “Unum saltum et siffletum et unum bumbulum” (one jump, one whistle, and one fart) for the King’s court at Christmas.

  • Closer To Millionaire Than Bill Gates

    Closer To Millionaire Than Bill Gates

    r/Showerthoughts

    You are probably closer to being a millionaire than Bill Gates.