Lost my virginity today… made me remember when i first learnt how to ride a bike. My dad was behind me the whole time
Format: social media post
Social media post comedy formats, jokes, memes, and punchlines organized for easier doom-scrolling from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Grandfather Clock Skirt
nene @dollcharm: this is literally the perfect skirt length
President Biden @POTUS: my dick would be swinging out the bottom like a grandfather clock
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Quit Weed Thought I Was Deaf
What made you quit weed?
Replying to @Fifimacov
I watched the whole movie on mute and started crying because I thought I was deaf
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Baby Shower So Fucking Clean
My girlfriend’s been at a baby shower for like 3 hours that baby’s gotta be so fucking clean by now what the fuck are they even doing
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Catholic Converter
Built Xterra/Frontier. 1 hour ago
Can a bad Alternator cause the Catholic converter to go bad?
Reply: I will literally pay for your vasectomy
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LinkedIn Stupid Idea Service
jordanreviewsittt 6d
Starting a new business. Do you have an annoying boss or pretentious coworker? For the low low price of $5/month I’ll comment on their LinkedIn “that’s a stupid idea” every time they post something.
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Junior Bacon Cheeseburger
Chel: Having your first son and not making him a Jr is crazy to me
Lado: yall be naming yall sons jr. with no father
junior what…. junior bacon cheeseburger?
