[Me flirting] So… is there a Mr. Fucktard?
Format: social media post
Social media post comedy formats, jokes, memes, and punchlines organized for easier doom-scrolling from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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It’s daylight savings time! Don’t forget to not shut the fuck up
It’s daylight savings time! Don’t forget to not shut the fuck up about how the time change has really “thrown you off” for the next 2 weeks!
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Don’t believe that lying sack of shit, George Foreman! My
Don’t believe that lying sack of shit, George Foreman! My brilliant invention got rejected without a second thought. Now the world will never know the wonder that is Bukkake Goggles™.
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Hi kids. In case you’re wondering what it’s like to be an adult,
Hi kids. In case you’re wondering what it’s like to be an adult, my mom called and yelled at me for typing “fuck” on the Internet. I’m 38.
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So, are we just going to pretend that Disney’s “BFG” movie isn’t
So, are we just going to pretend that Disney’s “BFG” movie isn’t trying to subliminally sneak the word “fuck” into a kids’ movie title?
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I refuse to look up why Pokemon is trending. Unless some really
I refuse to look up why Pokemon is trending. Unless some really fucked up porn was released, I’m not interested.
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Still haven’t heard from Hallmark about my idea for a line of
Still haven’t heard from Hallmark about my idea for a line of “Thanks for not molesting me, alcoholic stepdad” cards.
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If you think this has been a bizarre week, Blac Chyna recently
If you think this has been a bizarre week, Blac Chyna recently gave birth to North and Saint West’s cousin, Dream Kardashian. Seriously.
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Point of clarification: I wasn’t saying to literally grab women
Point of clarification: I wasn’t saying to literally grab women by the vagina, I just meant grab them by the crotch area. Lying media = unfair!
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Just updated the experience section on my resume after I helped
Just updated the experience section on my resume after I helped my Wiccan neighbor bury her pee jars.
