Format: social media post

Social media post comedy formats, jokes, memes, and punchlines organized for easier doom-scrolling from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • Named Her Grandma

    Named Her Grandma

    katie @skatie420

    [showing off my new baby] we named her after my grandmother, her name is Grandma.

    7:48 AM · 20 Apr 22 · Twitter for iPhone

    380 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 3,939 Likes

  • Wisdom Teeth Dicks

    Wisdom Teeth Dicks

    siouxchiefsouschef @legitwidget

    overheard one kid at the Mall of America tell his friends he had to get his wisdom teeth out and his friend says “why? gotta make room for more dicks?” and wow insults have really come a long way since I was a kid

  • Priests Dont Look

    Priests Dont Look

    miguel ruiz @maneruiz

    You know you’re getting older when you walk past a couple of priests and they don’t even look at you…

    6:17 PM – 18 May 13

  • Witches Woods

    Witches Woods

    MehGyver @TheAndrewNadeau

    The older I get the more I side with the witches from fairy tales who moved out to the woods and killed someone who bothered them.