Joke Type: absurdist

Absurdist jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.

  • Nuns vs. Vampire: A Roadside Showdown!

    Two nuns were out driving one night when a vampire jumped onto the hood of their car.
    The first nun yelled to the second “Sister, show him your cross!”
    So the second nun leaned out the window and screamed “Hey! Get the fuck off our car!”