This is Alexei, he’s responsible for the destruction of 30 Russian tanks. Alexei is the worst mechanic in the Russian army
Joke Type: dark humor
Dark humor jokes, grim punchlines, and comedy from the questionable end of the emotional buffet from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.
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Blind Man Husband Home
It’s my first time with a blind man!
You’ll like it!
Dear god! My husband is home! Hide under the bed!
Honey! You’re home early!
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Disney Or Jerry Springer
When someone asks about your family and you’re trying to decide if you should tell them the Disney or Jerry Springer version.
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Family Racist
SADLY LEARNED MY FAMILY WAS RACIST. I DATED A BLACK GIRL AND BROUGHT HER HOME TO MEET THE THEM.
MY WIFE AND KIDS WOULDN’T EVEN TALK TO HER.
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Junkie Punching Bag
You see a junkie. They see a daughter.
You see a choice. They see a disease.
You see hopeless. They see helpless.
I see a 20 dollar blow job and a punching bag.
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Shot 38 Times Suicide
HEAR ABOUT THAT BLACK GUY WHO WAS SHOT 38 TIMES?
WORST CASE OF SUICIDE WE’VE EVER SEEN
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Elmo Sesame Street
Elmo knows better than to question a man who just tore off half of his friend’s head to wear as a hat. There’s no place for weakness on the Sesame Street.
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Happy Ending Rabbit
…AND SO THE LITTLE RABBIT QUICKLY DUCKED INTO A BUSH TO HIDE FROM THE SCARY FARMER AND HIS DOGS.
HEY DAD… WILL THIS STORY HAVE A HAPPY ENDING?
WELL… IF YOU INSIST.
*PTOOEY*
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