Joke Type: dark humor

Dark humor jokes, grim punchlines, and comedy from the questionable end of the emotional buffet from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.

  • 7 Antibiotics

    7 Antibiotics

    I gave you everything

    I know. I’m on 7 antibiotics

  • Kissed In Sleep Prison

    Kissed In Sleep Prison

    being kissed in your sleep is.. like.. the purest form of love

    Unless you are home alone

    Or in prison.

  • Heroin Balloon Butt

    Heroin Balloon Butt

    When you’re fucking a girl in the butt and a balloon of heroin plops out

    Don’t mind if I do.

  • Worm Early Birds

    Worm Early Birds

    if I was a worm I’d sleep in and make those early birds feel so fuckin dumb

  • First Thing Mass Shooting

    First Thing Mass Shooting

    The first thing black ppl say when it’s a mass shooting.

  • Only Chick Raw Dog

    Only Chick Raw Dog

    The only chick you can fuck raw dog without having to worry about paying child support

  • Bryan County Bond

    Bryan County Bond

    BRYAN COUNTY JAIL

    WOMAN IN BRYAN COUNTY SUCKS OFF MAN’S PENIS

    Doyle Hargraves

    HOW MUCH IS HER BOND?

  • Jesus Lepers TV

    Jesus Lepers TV

    My favorite Bible story is probably the one where Jesus tells the lepers to get used to the idea that a lot of them are going to die, and then he goes on TV to brag about what a great job he’s doing.

  • Chain It to a Pipe in the Basement

    If you really love something, let it go. If it comes back to you, chain it to a pipe in the basement, because you don’t want to take a chance like that twice.