My wife says it’s okay to have a little penis. I still wish she didn’t have one, though.
Joke Type: double entendre
Double entendre jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.
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Removing It From the Church
What’s the hardest part of being an organ donor?
Removing it from the church.
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Games You Can Play With Your Pussy
GAMES YOU CAN PLAY WITH YOUR PUSSY
“And Lots of Other Stuff Cat Owners Should Know
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3715 APC200
MADE IN USA
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Still Stripping After 25 Years
Quilt In a Day®
Still Stripping After 25 Years
Eleanor Burns
Quilt In a Day!
’78 ’03 25th Anniversary
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Jack and Jill’s Unexpected Workplace Showdown
There’s a boss who hired two workers (Jack and Jill) last summer as temporaries. The summer is now over, and he doesn’t have the money to keep both workers on, but he CAN keep one. He’s got a problem because they’re both good workers. So he decides to let fate settle his dilemma by firing the first one of the two that goes to the water fountain the next morning.
Jill is the first to arrive, and, having a headache, takes two aspirins to the water cooler. The boss says to himself, “Well, that’s it then. It’s gotta be Jill.”
He calls Jill into his office. “Money is tight, and I don’t have enough to keep you AND Jack on the payroll. So I either have to lay you or Jack off.”
To which Jill replied: “Well, you’ll just have to jack off, because I have a headache.”
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Never Misses a Period
What quality does the best secretary in the world have?
She never misses a period.
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Taking It Harder
My family recently discovered our granddad has a Viagra addiction.
No one is taking it harder than grandma.
