Joke Type: double entendre

Double entendre jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.

I guess until I actually said it, it never seemed anything *but*

I guess until I actually said it, it never seemed anything *but* complimentary to tell her that she tasted “vulvalicious.”
Yelling through the bathroom stall partition, I asked my regular

Yelling through the bathroom stall partition, I asked my regular glory hole chick if she would be interested in taking things to the next level, but she just gave me lip service.
I tried forever to find it, but ultimately gave up and told the

I tried forever to find it, but ultimately gave up and told the clerk at Lowe’s “I need caulk.”
My boyfriend wants me to be more vocal and talk dirty to him

My boyfriend wants me to be more vocal and talk dirty to him when we’re having sex. Problem is, I don’t talk with my mouth full.
bowel movement and the series of “Batman” movies they made back

bowel movement and the series of “Batman” movies they made back in the 1990s: They both went on a lot longer than I expected.
I wonder if the guy who invented the vibrator heard a strange

I wonder if the guy who invented the vibrator heard a strange little voice whispering to him: “Build it and they will cum.”
I’m a pad gal, myself. Tampons are for pussies

I’m a pad gal, myself. Tampons are for pussies.
I think that woman at the animal shelter is overreacting. I

I think that woman at the animal shelter is overreacting. I never said I wanted to adopt a kitten; I said I wanted a little pussy.
(Roman Meeks) I like my bloody marys like I like my women: with

(Roman Meeks) I like my bloody marys like I like my women: with a little pickle in ’em!
I’d love it if some strippers banded together for a “Tits For a

I’d love it if some strippers banded together for a “Tits For a Cure” fundraiser/awareness project for some kind of disease or cause or something. I could sure get on board with that.