I gave my wife an orgasm yesterday…
…but she spit it out.
Joke Type: double entendre
Double entendre jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.
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She spit it out
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Unplugged Desires: The Seductive Guitar Sound
Did you hear about the guitar that aroused people when played?
It had to be put on the sexy Fenders register.
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Polish Women: Monthly Challenges and GED Tests
What’s long, hard and given to most Polish Women at Least once a month?
A GED Test
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Wedding Night Woes: The Long Last Name
What’s long, hard to get your tongue around, and given to a Polish woman by her husband on her wedding night?
His last name. -
Post-Intimacy: A Robot’s Nuts and Bolts!
What does a robot do after sex?
Nuts and Bolts. -
Nuns on Wheels: Cobblestone Confessions!
Two nuns were riding their bikes to church.
One of them says “I’ve never come this way before”.
The other replied “it’s the cobblestones.”
