My wife and I tried anal.
She loved it, but for me, it was a pain in the ass.
Joke Type: double entendre
Double entendre jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.
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A pain in the ass
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BINGO
What has 75 balls and fucks old ladies?
BINGO. -
Its name is deceiving
Do not buy a Dyson Ball Vacuum.
Its name is deceiving. Don’t ask how I know. -
Now I stand corrected
I didn’t believe in my chiropractor.
But now I stand corrected. -
She gave me a big hug
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes.
She turned around and gave me a big hug. -
Blowing things out of proportion
My wife keeps blowing everything out of proportion.
She is single-handedly ruining my balloon animal business. -
She spit it out
I gave my wife an orgasm yesterday…
…but she spit it out. -
Unplugged Desires: The Seductive Guitar Sound
Did you hear about the guitar that aroused people when played?
It had to be put on the sexy Fenders register.
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Polish Women: Monthly Challenges and GED Tests
What’s long, hard and given to most Polish Women at Least once a month?
A GED Test
