Three nuns were sitting on a bench in the park when a man ran up and flashed them.
Two of the nuns had a stroke. The third couldn’t reach.
Joke Type: double entendre
Double entendre jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.
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The third couldn’t reach
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It must be the cobblestone
Two nuns are riding their bicycles through the village. One says, “I’ve never come this way before.”
The other replies, “Me neither. It must be the cobblestone.” -
A pain in the ass
My wife and I tried anal.
She loved it, but for me, it was a pain in the ass. -
BINGO
What has 75 balls and fucks old ladies?
BINGO. -
Its name is deceiving
Do not buy a Dyson Ball Vacuum.
Its name is deceiving. Don’t ask how I know. -
Now I stand corrected
I didn’t believe in my chiropractor.
But now I stand corrected. -
She gave me a big hug
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes.
She turned around and gave me a big hug. -
Blowing things out of proportion
My wife keeps blowing everything out of proportion.
She is single-handedly ruining my balloon animal business.
