Joke Type: juxtaposition

Juxtaposition jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.

  • Beat A Motherfucker With Another Motherfucker

    Beat A Motherfucker With Another Motherfucker

    I’LL BEAT A MOTHERFUCKER….

    WITH ANOTHER MOTHERFUCKER!!!

  • Airwrecka McBride

    Airwrecka McBride

    I’ve been spelling Erica wrong my entire life.

    AIRWRECKA McBRIDE – PARENT

  • Count Chocula Puts Out a Tasty Cereal

    You know, for an evil, undead minion of Satan who feasts on the blood of the living, that Count Chocula sure puts out a mighty tasty cereal.

  • Cat LinkedIn Reality

    Cat LinkedIn Reality

    Reality: I poop in the litter box myself.

    LinkedIn: Independently executes a self-sanitation protocol, expertly managing bio-waste in designated litter facilities. Maintains exceptional personal hygiene and cleanliness, contributing to a well-ordered and harmonious home environment.

  • German Study Challenges American Penis Research Findings

    Several years ago the United States funded a study to determine why the head on a man’s penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two years and cost over $180,000. The results of the study concluded that the reason the head of a man’s penis is larger than the shaft was to provide the man with more pleasure during sex.

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    After the results were published, Germany decided to conduct their own study on the same subject. They were convinced that the results of the U.S. study were incorrect. After three years of research and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a man’s penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more pleasure during sex. When the results of the German study were released, Poland decided to conduct their own study.

    The Poles didn’t really trust the U.S. or German studies. So after nearly three weeks of intensive research and a cost of right around $75, the Polish study was complete. The Polish study came to the conclusion that the reason the head on a man’s penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent your hand from flying off and hitting you in the forehead.

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  • Belichick Dog Draft

    Belichick Dog Draft

    Some people teach their dogs to fetch and sit.

    Bill Belichick teaches his dog to draft defensive backs from obscure Division II schools in the second round.

  • His Parking Space

    I’d imagine that one thing worse than finding out Osama Bin Laden is still alive would be him coming back to work to find that you’ve been using his parking space all this time.

  • Only Girl At The Gang Bang

    Only Girl At The Gang Bang

    WHEN YOU’RE THE ONLY GIRL AT THE GANG BANG

  • Per Alt Delete

    Per Alt Delete

    9AM: I’m going to work hard and get ahead today.

    9:05AM:

  • Flyers Game Priceless

    Flyers Game Priceless

    Front Row Seats to Flyers Game: $145.00

    Replica Hockey Jersey: $225.00

    Beers and Hot Dogs: $22.00

    Picture of you and your friend acting like a couple of FAGS in Sports Illustrated: PRICELESS