Love is… Finishing each other’s sentences.
Joke Type: juxtaposition
Juxtaposition jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.
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Dark Side of the Force
Meth user fights off 15 police officers ‘while masturbating in bar’
Metro News Reporter Tuesday 31 Dec 2013
The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.
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Abortion Is a Difficult Topic
What is your opinion on abortion?
Abortion is a difficult topic for me.
On the one hand I support it because it kills children.
On the other hand, it gives women a choice.
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Deer Priorities
Deer when they hear a twig snap within a 3 mile radius
Deer when a 25,000 lb semi truck is barreling at them at 80mph
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Pooh Pulled Pork Sandwich
As much as Pooh missed Piglet, he really did enjoy that pulled pork sandwich.
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Grandfather Clock Skirt
nene @dollcharm: this is literally the perfect skirt length
President Biden @POTUS: my dick would be swinging out the bottom like a grandfather clock
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That guy from You’re So Vain
You know, someone should introduce that woman from “Killing Me Softly,” who thinks the guy is singing about her, to that guy from “You’re So Vain.”
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Kicking ass in the America’s Cup
A life-size Noah’s Ark is open to the public. I’m not sure if I believe the story about the ark kicking ass in the America’s Cup yacht races.
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Going to the Dentist
Just when I thought I’d get a break from my day job as a prostitute by going to the dentist, I realized I was actually paying *him* to shove his throbbing tool in my mouth.
