Laughing at corona memes like
February
March 1
Last week
This morning
A little later this morning
Joke Type: juxtaposition
Juxtaposition jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.
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A Wish for One Day
I wish I was ugly for just one day…
cuz being ugly every day is exhausting
They had us in the first half, not gonna lie
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Week Two of the Lockdown
As we end week 2 of the lockdown, I've been thinking about Osama Bin Laden. He was stuck in his house with three wives for five years. I'm beginning to wonder if he called in those Navy Seals himself.
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At the Supermarket
*approaches hot blonde at supermarket*
“Excuse me but has anyone ever told you that you’re blocking the fucking Lunchables?”
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My Dad’s Advice
My dad told me once, Son, stay out of strip clubs or you might see something you shouldn't. So of course, I went, and he was right.
I saw my dad.
They had us in the first half, not gonna lie
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New Jersey Quarantined
BREAKING NEWS
NEW JERSEY QUARANTINED
NOT BECAUSE OF CORONAVIRUS. JUST BECAUSE IT SUCKS.
