Joke Type: misunderstanding

Misunderstanding jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.

My Fish Is Very Dry – We Had to Take Him Out of the Water – Smart

john @mrjohndarby

me: my fish is very dry

waiter: yes, we had to take him out of the water

me: smart
So Dracula Won’t Try to Eat My Ass – Garlic in My Pants

m@thew @TweetPotato314

wife: why r u putting garlic in ur pants

me: so dracula won’t try to eat my ass

wife: why would dracula try to eat ur ass

me: he won’t. the garlic- r u even listening
Taco Bell

Two guys are arguing about whether Taco Bell should be considered Mexican food.

At least they both agree that it is Mexican.
The Deer

I told my daughter that I saw a deer on the way to work this morning. She asked me…

“How do you know it was on its way to work?”
I Just Found Out That Cock Fighting Is Done With Chickens – 2 Years of Training I’ll Never Get Back

John @JFD1960

I just found out that cock fighting is done with chickens. That’s 2 years of training I’ll never get back
My Wife Asked Me if I Wish She Had Been Born With Big Tits

r/Jokes u/vyrago

my wife asked me if I wish she had been born with big tits.

I told her that I find big tits on babies disturbing.
Cock Fighting

I just found out that cockfighting is done with chickens. That’s two years of training I’ll never get back.
The Backdoor

I was banging this hot chick on her kitchen table when we heard the front door open.

She said, “It’s my husband! Quick, try the backdoor!”

Thinking back, I really should have run, but you don’t get offers like that every day.

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Looking to Purchase a Kitten Under – Must Be in Mint Condition

Looking to purchase a kitten under 10$. Must be in mint condition

I have a black baby

Looking for a kitten but thanks

Lol it is a kitten
Big Tits on Babies

My wife asked me if I wish she had been born with big tits.

I told her that I find big tits on babies disturbing.