John @JFD1960
I just found out that cock fighting is done with chickens. That’s 2 years of training I’ll never get back
Joke Type: self-deprecating
Self-deprecating jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.
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I Should Probably Pull Out – They’ve Already Done the Autopsy
ME: I SHOULD PROBABLY PULL OUT
OTHER ME: DUDE, THEY’VE ALREADY DONE THE AUTOPSY
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When U Finally Find a GF but U Forget U Don’t Have to Blow Her Up
When u finally find a gf but u forget u dont have to blow her up.
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Make Up Sex
They say make-up sex is the best, which is lucky, because all my sex is made up.
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I Feel Like All Black Men Look the Same – It’s Probably the Bright Orange Uniforms
I FEEL LIKE ALL BLACK MEN LOOK THE SAME…
NOT BEING RACIST OR ANYTHING, BUT IT’S PROBABLY THE BRIGHT ORANGE UNIFORMS
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Day 21 of Quarantine, My Bologna Is About to Get a First Name
Day 21 of quarantine, my bologna is about to get a first name
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Me on Naked and Afraid Waiting for a Box of Krispy Kremes
Me on naked and afraid waiting for a box of Krispy Kremes to wash up
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It’s June 23rd and I’m Already Done With August
Men should ejaculate at least 21 times per month to reduce the risk of developing prostate cancer.
Christian @galacticla: It’s June 23rd and I’m already done with August.
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Relationship Status: Very Relieved Socks Can’t Get Pregnant
RELATIONSHIP STATUS :
VERY RELIEVED SOCKS CAN’T GET PREGNANT
