I’m going to be really impressed by the
people who can lift a box like this
Joke Type: visual gag
Visual gag jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.
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Starfish Have Mouths in the Middle of Their Bodies
Starfish have mouths in
the middle of their bodies
Yeah so
what
Mermaids use
them as bras -
When Someone Drinks Constantly
When someone
drinks constantly
they’re…
Addicted.
When someone
does drugs all the
time they’re…
Addicted.
What hit you in the
face last night??
Addicted. -
Grimace’s Name
THAT MOMENT YOU REALIZE
GRIMACE IS A GIANT BUTTPLUG
THEN SUDDENLY YOU
REALIZE HOW HE GOT HIS NAME -
Losing Your Son to Heroin
when you lose your son to heroin but
you’re kinda glad your family no longer has
to eat cereal with a fork
