Joke Type: visual gag

Visual gag jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.

  • Farmers Market Pumpkin

    Farmers Market Pumpkin

    Had to fight some 16 year old kid for this at the farmers market today.👍

  • Five Guys

    Five Guys

    I DON’T THINK THERE’S ACTUALLY FIVE GUYS IN THIS.

  • Maximum Concentration

    Maximum Concentration

    For maximum concentration

  • Yahtzee With Squirrels

    Yahtzee With Squirrels

    In many places it is now unlawful to play Yahtzee with squirrels.

  • Clitty Bruiser Deluxe

    Clitty Bruiser Deluxe

    DIFSEL

    CLITTY-BRUISER DELUXE 5000-D 10 H.P. MODEL

    “It’s nothing numb nuts… go back to sleep”

  • Painted Tunnel Bridge

    Painted Tunnel Bridge

    Police are still looking for the smart ass who painted a tunnel under this bridge…

  • Behind Mt Rushmore

    Behind Mt Rushmore

    ….near as I can tell, we’re somewhere behind Mt. Rushmore

  • Garys Dick In Fruit

    Garys Dick In Fruit

    We aren’t falling for it again Gary, we know your dick is in the fruit!!!

  • Devil Chef Celery

    Devil Chef Celery

    For our patrons!

    A Devil Chef Health Tip!

    Enjoy Celery

    Nature’s Toothbrush For Your Colon!

    Fiber Rich!

    Packed with Vitamins!

    Ribbed for Xtra Pleasure!

    Ooh LaLa!

  • Disable Flash

    Disable Flash

    When you press “disable flash” on your camera