Joke Type: visual gag

Visual gag jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.

  • Domestic Dispute

    Domestic Dispute

    “Sir, did you make a 911 call concerning a domestic dispute?”

  • Candy And Flowers

    Candy And Flowers

    Candy and flowers! Now who’s fucking unromantic???

  • Titanic Boat

    Titanic Boat

    A sunken sailboat at a marina named TITANIC

  • Emergency Break Glass

    Emergency Break Glass

    IN CASE OF EMERGENCY BREAK GLASS

  • Lick-A-Chick

    Lick-A-Chick

    LICK-A-CHICK DRIVE IN RESTAURANT

    3 km AHEAD

    Best FRIED CHICKEN On The Island

  • Mr Foley Halloween Candy

    Mr Foley Halloween Candy

    Once again Mr. Foley figures that he saves nearly twenty dollars per year on Halloween candy.

  • Fuckface

    Fuckface

    I named him after my ex-boyfriend…

    FUCKFACE!

  • Where Did You Learn That

    Where Did You Learn That

    HER: OMG where did you learn how to do that?

    ME: (wishbone pulling)

  • Sweet Carol Line

    Sweet Carol Line

    My name’s Carol.

    Really? Me too!

    I’m also Carol.

    Me too!

    Hi, I’m Carol.

    Sweet Carol line.

  • Adios Card

    Adios Card

    Can you grab a card on the way home? My coworker’s mom died

    Loss of Loved One

    ADIOS!

    Loss of Loved One

    what the fuck is wrong with you?