
WHEN YOU FINALLY
GET A GIRLFRIEND,
BUT YOU FORGOT THAT
YOU DON’T HAVE TO
BLOW HER UP.
Visual gag jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.


WHEN YOU FINALLY
GET A GIRLFRIEND,
BUT YOU FORGOT THAT
YOU DON’T HAVE TO
BLOW HER UP.


Her parents: what are your intentions
with our daughter?
Me:
BARRY McCOCKINNER


When you wish your parents
understood English when they
named you
Màkunt Izichi


When she sucking yo Meat and
adds some tongue action.
are ya ready kids?


I’m dating a half asian girl
her mom is korean
and her dad is also korean
her legs were ripped off in a car accident


Me: you coming to the bbq?
Her: what bbq?
Me: the one where I slap my meat across your grill


Jacob Manton
Dec 29, 2018 at 12:46 AM
Gender is like the twin towers
There used to be 2 and now it’s a sensitive subject