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Ready to hit up the club.
Visual gag jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.

How’s your head
I haven’t had any complaints
THE DANGERS OF EATING AZZ @sericxapp

WANTED: A man has been stealing wheels off of police cars.
Police are working tirelessly to catch him.
I’m gonna get a realistic tattoo of a huge penis on my right forearm. Then when I do that drunken trick where I open my zipper and stick my arm through it, people will totally freak the fuck OUT.
They should make slutty Halloween costumes for men too. Just take a pirate or a vampire costume and cut out a big hole for the wang to hang out.