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Clean humor, jokes, memes, and questionable punchlines from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • Not Much These Days

    A clown walks into a bar.

    His demeanor is awful. He asks the bartender for a shot, but says he won’t be able to pay for it.

    The bartender takes one look at him and decides he needs it.

    “Sure, buddy. You look awful. Wanna talk about it?”

    The clown downs the shot and says, “My God. Today is the worst day of my life. I’m in town for a comedy show, but my joke gopher was stolen, the show was canceled, my hotel reservation was canceled because of the show, and my bank accounts have been frozen!”

    He slumps in his seat and shakes his head.

    The bartender pours him another shot.

    “Wow, that’s a really awful day. I’m sorry, but what’s a joke gopher?”

    The clown shakes his head again.

    “Not much these days, or I wouldn’t be begging for drinks.”

  • Rose, What Was the Name of the Restaurant?

    Two older gentlemen are chatting after dinner while their wives are in the kitchen.

    “We had a lovely meal at that new restaurant in town the other night,” said one to the other.

    “That’s nice,” said his friend. “What was the name of the restaurant?”

    “Oh, what’s the name of the lovely scented flower that grows on a thorny plant?”

    “Rose?” replied the friend.

    “That’s it.” Then, turning toward the kitchen, the gentleman called out, “Rose, what was the name of the restaurant the other night?”

  • He’s pure bread

    I can’t take my dog to the park anymore because the ducks keep biting him.
    I should have known better.

    He’s pure bread!

  • Poland Reporter Going Viral

    Poland Reporter Going Viral

    MEME ZAR WARSZAWA

    Poland reporter is going viral for her looks 👀

    Zaza Man @Zazamyodor

    “Welcome to channel threeHeeeee”

  • Man Arrested for Stealing Noses

    Man Arrested for Stealing Noses

    MAN ARRESTED FOR STEALING NOSES

  • Tagging Whales

    Tagging Whales

    Marine biologists are now tagging whales, in the hope to understand their movements better

    SMASH

  • Cat Puns Freak Meowt

    Cat Puns Freak Meowt

    INDIAN HILLS COMMUNITY CENTER

    CAT PUNS REALLY FREAK MEOWT

    I’M NOT KITTEN