Jesus says your mom’s a whore!
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Uncensored humor, jokes, memes, and questionable punchlines from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Your Mom and This Chicken
What’s the difference between your mom and this chicken? Your mom is a whore.
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What To Do With Your Opinion
What To Do With Your Opinion
1. Unwrap your opinion.
2. Moisten your opinion with water or water-based lubricating jelly (such as KY Brand).
3. Lie on your left side and bend your right knee up towards your chest. Gently push your opinion into your rectum so that is deep enough to not come out.
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Her Mouth Would Be an Airport
I’m not saying she is a whore, but if dicks had wings, her mouth would be an airport.
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Spreading Butter
Getting a woman to spread her legs is
a lot like spreading butter on bread…You can do it with a credit card but
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So They Don’t Poke Your Eye Out
Why are pubic hairs curly?
So they don’t poke your eye out.
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Why Would Bob the Mailman Want That
A couple of guys are at a bar. The first guy says to his buddy, “My wife just admitted to me that she’s been having an affair with Bob the mailman.”
“What?” says his buddy. “That fat ugly slob I see every morning outside your house?”
“That’s right,” says the first guy.
“Jesus,” says his buddy. “Why would Bob the mailman want to fuck that?”
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I’ve Come a Long Way
It’s been 3 years since I started training for the ejaculation distance championships.
Since then I’ve come a long way.
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Talking to a Fucking Wall
A female CNN journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Western Wall to pray, twice a day, every day, for a long, long time.
So she went to check it out. She went to the Western Wall and there he was, walking slowly up to the holy site.
She watched him pray and after about 45 minutes, when he turned to leave, using a cane and moving very slowly, she approached him for an interview.
“Pardon me, sir, I’m Rebecca Smith from CNN. What’s your name?”
“Morris Fishbein,” he replied.
“Sir, how long have you been coming to the Western Wall and praying?”
“For about 60 years.”
“60 years! That’s amazing! What do you pray for?”
“I pray for peace between the Christians, Jews and the Muslims. I pray for all the wars and all the hatred to stop. I pray for all our children to grow up safely as responsible adults, and to love their fellow man.”
“How do you feel after doing this for 60 years?”
“Like I’m talking to a fuckin’ wall.”
