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Uncensored humor, jokes, memes, and questionable punchlines from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

When I asked my boyfriend to give me a “shocker,” I wasn’t

When I asked my boyfriend to give me a “shocker,” I wasn’t expecting him to tell me that he fucked my mom.
Look, I’m not saying I should get all my money back. I know they

Look, I’m not saying I should get all my money back. I know they run a business like everyone, but I still think hookers should at least give premature ejaculators a discount.
I’m a big fan of suspense movies. I like not knowing whether the

I’m a big fan of suspense movies. I like not knowing whether the hero’s going to squirt on her bush or unload all over those big ol’ titties.
People say I’m the life of the party ’cause I tell a joke or two

People say I’m the life of the party ’cause I tell a joke or two — though I’m pretty sure my letting the guys bang me on the coffee table might be a factor.
The great thing about elves must be that Mrs. Claus can fuck 10

The great thing about elves must be that Mrs. Claus can fuck 10 or 12 of them before she finally gets tired.
It’s all fun and games until someone tries to text “autocorrect”

It’s all fun and games until someone tries to text “autocorrect” but the autocorrect feature changes the word to “autofellate.” Then it’s just fucking hysterical.
People often wonder how I climbed the corporate ladder so

People often wonder how I climbed the corporate ladder so quickly. Personally, I think it’s due to my ignoring my career counselor’s advice and refusing to remove “fellatio expert” from my resume.
Money may be the root of all evil, but guys with tiny dicks are

Money may be the root of all evil, but guys with tiny dicks are a pretty close second.
When the only tool you have is a penis, everything starts to

When the only tool you have is a penis, everything starts to look like a vagina.
I started a new meme on Facebook: Enter the first two and last

I started a new meme on Facebook: Enter the first two and last two letters of your last name to uncover your “Alec Baldwin name.” No matter what you enter, the translation results in “FUCK YOU, *THAT’S* MY NAME.”