I accidentally took my cat’s medication last night.
Don’t ask meow.
Meh Thoughts
Meh thoughts
Short thoughts for long downward spirals
Browse quick-hit shower thoughts, deadpan one-liners, dark little observations, and questionable micro-rants from Chaotic Meh. They are short, searchable, and emotionally about as stable as a folding chair in a hurricane.
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Just when I was reconsidering marketing a new sex toy, a
Just when I was reconsidering marketing a new sex toy, a mysterious voice reminded me: “If you build it, they will come.”
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One Snatches Watches
What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
One snatches watches.
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This Thing Changes Everything
I got a new universal remote last week and let me tell you, this thing changes everything.
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Its name is deceiving
Do not buy a Dyson Ball Vacuum.
Its name is deceiving. Don’t ask how I know. -
A cavity search
How do you know if your dentist was a corrections officer before?
If he wants to do a cavity search. -
I thought those old people were just bad tippers, but it turns
I thought those old people were just bad tippers, but it turns out I was at “poll” — not “pole” — headquarters.
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Clowning Around with Cannibal Comedy
Two clowns are eating a cannibal.
One turns to the other and says, “Hey, I think we got the joke wrong.” -
To be perfectly honest, sometimes when I say I want to make
To be perfectly honest, sometimes when I say I want to make love, I really just want to fuck.
