I like my women like I like my grilled cheese sandwiches: slightly toasted, cheesy, and with really large tits.
Meh Thoughts
Meh thoughts
Short thoughts for long downward spirals
Browse quick-hit shower thoughts, deadpan one-liners, dark little observations, and questionable micro-rants from Chaotic Meh. They are short, searchable, and emotionally about as stable as a folding chair in a hurricane.
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They Both Come in Olive Oil
What does Popeye and a can of sardines have in common?
They both come in olive oil.
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Stationery Bike
To get into better shape, I treated myself to a new piece of exercise equipment. It looks real pretty with my name and address on it, but the paper cuts are killing me. I guess I should have done more research before getting a stationery bike.
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Sleep Peacefully, Not Screaming!
I hope I go peacefully in my sleep like my grandpa. Instead of screaming like his passengers!
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Selling Me a Bridge
My dentist must think I’m incredibly gullible; he keeps trying to sell me a bridge.
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Left Side Cut Off? He’s All Right!
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
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My boyfriend ran out on me. Luckily I’d used rechargeable batteries
My boyfriend ran out on me. Luckily I’d used rechargeable batteries.
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Secretary of Defense
If the top doctor and top lawyer are called the Surgeon General and the Attorney General, how come the person who heads up the military is called the Secretary of Defense? I suppose it’s because he can type really fast.
