If I were a woman, I’d want to be a lesbian so I could still be turned down by women I want to sleep with. Over the years I’ve gotten pretty good at handling that kind of rejection.
Meh Thoughts
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I hate music producers.
I hate music producers. Auto-Tuning a good vocalist is like Photoshopping the freckles off a redhead’s breasts.
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One reason I like Halloween so much is that I really get off on the genuinely horrified
One reason I like Halloween so much is that I really get off on the genuinely horrified reaction from kids with my “sawing off my forearm with an electric carving knife” shtick — at least until I pass out from the voluminous loss of blood and all.
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In my opinion, if you’re Public Enemy Number 2,000,000,000 or greater, they should
In my opinion, if you’re Public Enemy Number 2,000,000,000 or greater, they should probably just remove you from the list altogether.
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If I grind too far, it breaks; but if I don’t grind enough, I cannot write.
If I grind too far, it breaks; but if I don’t grind enough, I cannot write. There’s something really Buddhist about this damn pencil sharpener.
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Snoop’s Brown Rhymes: The Dre Connection!
What is brown and rhymes with snoop?
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I love those days when you spend the whole day in your PJs. And
I love those days when you spend the whole day in your PJs. And my co-workers *really* love the crotchless silk teddy I’m wearing.
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Bob Pope
The pope should change his name to Bob. Then he would be Bob Pope, and he could have charity golf tournaments and go around the world on tours with a star-studded cast as his entourage. It would certainly liven up his shows a bit.
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Why Was 10 Scared
Why was 10 scared?
He was right in the middle of 9/11.
