Fuck it: Mouses, deers, fishes, gooses. There, I did it. It’s about time someone did.
Meh Thoughts
Meh thoughts
Short thoughts for long downward spirals
Browse quick-hit shower thoughts, deadpan one-liners, dark little observations, and questionable micro-rants from Chaotic Meh. They are short, searchable, and emotionally about as stable as a folding chair in a hurricane.
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you’re the only female. But it might be a bitch to get those
you’re the only female. But it might be a bitch to get those blue cumstains off of my dress.
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Sikh Sense: Intuition at Its Best!
What do you call someone in India with great intuition?
Sikh sense. -
Absolute Game Changer
I’ve recently switched from eating venison to eating pheasant.
Absolute game changer.
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The train conductor kept telling me to get off, but trust me,
The train conductor kept telling me to get off, but trust me, with all that rocking the train was doing I had already done so.
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Last time I was in Vegas, what I *asked* for was directions to
Last time I was in Vegas, what I *asked* for was directions to the quarter slots. What I ended up with was a two-bit hooker.
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I keep asking my personal waxer if he’d ever consider going out
I keep asking my personal waxer if he’d ever consider going out with me, but he just keeps giving me lip service.
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He was a good buoy
Did you hear about the dog who was floating in the ocean?
He was a good buoy… -
It Tastes Like Ass
If you’ve never tried donkey meat, don’t bother.
It tastes like ass.
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Missile Sites Happy to See Him
As the F-14 screamed through the desert air, the pilot eyed the rising launcher ramps and wondered yet again if the missile sites were a genuine threat or merely happy to see him.
