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Meh Thoughts
Meh thoughts
Short thoughts for long downward spirals
Browse quick-hit shower thoughts, deadpan one-liners, dark little observations, and questionable micro-rants from Chaotic Meh. They are short, searchable, and emotionally about as stable as a folding chair in a hurricane.
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Cracks Started to Appear
My wife denied she was a lesbian but it wasn’t long before cracks started to appear in our marriage.
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My new girlfriend is very talented: After oral sex she blows
My new girlfriend is very talented: After oral sex she blows semen bubbles then twists them into balloon animals!
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At a Pawn Shop
Where is the best place to sell a used chess set?
At a pawn shop.
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They say you can conserve water by putting a brick in your
They say you can conserve water by putting a brick in your toilet tank. I must be saving a ton of water because I drop one directly in the bowl every morning.
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Farting in a baby’s face should be legal. It’s not sexual if
Farting in a baby’s face should be legal. It’s not sexual if you’re trying to teach them an important life lesson.
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I don’t see the appeal to mind-blowing sex. During sex, it’s not
I don’t see the appeal to mind-blowing sex. During sex, it’s not my mind that I want blown.
