What was the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson fucked kids.
Meh Thoughts
Meh thoughts
Short thoughts for long downward spirals
Browse quick-hit shower thoughts, deadpan one-liners, dark little observations, and questionable micro-rants from Chaotic Meh. They are short, searchable, and emotionally about as stable as a folding chair in a hurricane.
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I don’t know what I’m going to miss the most about my girlfriend
I don’t know what I’m going to miss the most about my girlfriend now that we’re ending our relationship, but I’ve narrowed it down to one of three things: her tits, her tits, or her tits.
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Hotel Tip – Every time you take a shit call down to the front
Hotel Tip – Every time you take a shit call down to the front desk and demand to be moved to another room because the one you have smells horrible.
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Hemorrhoids vs Asteroids
The fact that “hemorrhoids” aren’t called “asteroids” is a major missed opportunity for science, health, and the English language.
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Two-Tired: The Bicycle’s Balancing Act!
Why can’t a bicycle stand on its own?
It’s two-tired. -
I thought my goldfish would thank me for the pizza crusts but
I thought my goldfish would thank me for the pizza crusts but they just got all wobbly like they didn’t give a fuck.
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One Snatches Watches
What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
One snatches watches.
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The song says you can’t hurry love, yet my boyfriend manages to
The song says you can’t hurry love, yet my boyfriend manages to cum in less than 60 seconds every damn time.
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A Hummer limo seem like a good idea for Prom since the two best
A Hummer limo seem like a good idea for Prom since the two best things about Prom are right there in its name.
