On my resume, should I be bold and include “Proven Methodology of Obtaining and Retaining Preferred Seating on the Short Bus” as an achievement? Or should I just list it with my other superpowers?
Meh Thoughts
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Is it still considered a beef?
If two vegans are having an argument…
Is it still considered a beef?
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Apparently there’s this website, WheresGeorge.com, that will enable you enter a serial
Apparently there’s this website, WheresGeorge.com, that will enable you enter a serial number to track where your dollar bills have been. That’s gotta be a lot more accurate than my tasting method.
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A friend used the term “life hack” in front of me today. No clue
A friend used the term “life hack” in front of me today. No clue what it means so I just nodded my head and said I agreed his mom is a cunt.
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Spilled Lemonade
What did Adolf Hitler do when he spilled his lemonade all over the table?
He wiped off the “Juice.”
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HTHDIKWJWD: How the hell do I know what Jesus would do???
HTHDIKWJWD: How the hell do I know what Jesus would do???
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I wouldn’t object to being conscious during brain surgery, as long as someone told me
I wouldn’t object to being conscious during brain surgery, as long as someone told me where to cut.
