Ireland’s capital is the fastest-growing city.
Every year it’s Dublin.
Meh Thoughts
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Every year it’s Dublin
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Despite my ultra-stealth demeanor and prodigious talent with throwing stars, I always
Despite my ultra-stealth demeanor and prodigious talent with throwing stars, I always get passed over for missions in favor of these jerks who have degrees in Ninjaneering.
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They say it is better to be pissed off than to be pissed on. I
They say it is better to be pissed off than to be pissed on. I don’t know about that — it probably depends on your particular fetish.
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After passing walking down yet another aisle stocked with nothing but organic donuts and
After passing walking down yet another aisle stocked with nothing but organic donuts and bagels, I realized why I enjoy shopping at Hole Foods.
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I’d have to think giving a woman “nine ladies dancing” and “eight maids a milking” would
I’d have to think giving a woman “nine ladies dancing” and “eight maids a milking” would only impress her if she’s a lesbian with a serious multiple-partner fetish.
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I Wrote a Book on How to Fall Down the Stairs
I wrote a book on how to fall down the stairs.
It’s a step-by-step guide.
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Don’t get me wrong, I love playing “Santa and His Helper” with
Don’t get me wrong, I love playing “Santa and His Helper” with my wife, especially when she licks the candy cane and empties out Santa’s sack. I just wish she weren’t so insistent about hanging Santa’s balls from the tree.
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She gave me a big hug
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes.
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It Was Actually Salsa
I thought the audience was throwing tomato sauce at the tango dancer, but it was actually salsa.
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No one was quite the grill-master my father was.
No one was quite the grill-master my father was. People gave him the information he wanted every time.
