I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite…
He said NaBrO
Meh Thoughts
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While talking about our relationship, I told my wife that a pack
While talking about our relationship, I told my wife that a pack of wild horses couldn’t drag me away. However, under cross examination I had to admit that a pack of wild whores probably could.
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If there’s one thing I’ve learned in my 10 years of working in a law firm, it’s that
If there’s one thing I’ve learned in my 10 years of working in a law firm, it’s that there’s never a good time to say, “Lick me, law-boy!” to the managing partner.
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I was slipping into my date’s drink, but it turns out they were
I was slipping into my date’s drink, but it turns out they were laxatives.
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Blowing things out of proportion
My wife keeps blowing everything out of proportion.
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You know that feeling you’ve experienced something before, only
You know that feeling you’ve experienced something before, only it’s not *exactly* the same as you remember? Well the prostitute told me we should call it a “déjà do-over,” right before she noted that when we were college classmates together, she was a man.
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I used to enjoy taking afternoon vacations in my mind, but I eventually got lazy and the
I used to enjoy taking afternoon vacations in my mind, but I eventually got lazy and the service at my mental resort went downhill. So I stopped tipping, but now I suspect that I’ve begun spitting in my drinks to get even.
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(b0nrmunky) When I got exhausted keeping up with my girlfriend’s
(b0nrmunky) When I got exhausted keeping up with my girlfriend’s desire for sex, she suggested bringing other guys into the bedroom to help, and I agreed. The problem is that she goes through so many of them, I get exhausted just watching.
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The Difference Between a Dead Baby and a Trampoline
What is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
I don’t wear shoes when jumping on a trampoline.
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Stephen King Has a Son Named Joe
Stephen King has a son named Joe.
I’m not joking, but he is.
