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Meh Thoughts
Meh thoughts
Short thoughts for long downward spirals
Browse quick-hit shower thoughts, deadpan one-liners, dark little observations, and questionable micro-rants from Chaotic Meh. They are short, searchable, and emotionally about as stable as a folding chair in a hurricane.
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My Cat: The Feline Communist
I think my cat is a communist.
All he talks about is “Mao, Mao, Mao.”
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My dog taught me to how lick my balls. Then he showed me how to
My dog taught me to how lick my balls. Then he showed me how to scratch behind my ear with my back leg, because I needed TWO tricks for this last New Year’s Eve party.
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When Jokes Turn Serious: The Singing Saga
I thought my wife was joking when she said she’d leave me if I didn’t stop singing “I’m a Believer.”
Then I saw her face. -
Secret Gopher Colony Had a Mole
Did you hear a secret colony of gophers was discovered recently?
They say there was a mole among them. -
Global Warming Icebreaker
If you are meeting a new group of people and don’t know what to talk about, try mentioning Global Warming.
It’s a huge Icebreaker.
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Inspect Her Gadget
I’m starting a vibrator repair service.
I’m calling it “Inspect Her Gadget.” -
Hey, if you don’t want your ball inflated, don’t ask me to blow you
Hey, if you don’t want your ball inflated, don’t ask me to blow you.
