James Bond is a world famous spy, which if you think about it means he wasn’t very good at it.
Meh Thoughts
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Making Every Second Count in Toyland!
I just got a job making toy Dracula dolls.
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I object to the term X-ray.
I object to the term X-ray. It’s taking the “Christ” out of “Christ-ray.”
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Note to my annoying coworker: If you’re trying to impress the secretary by quoting Ralph
Note to my annoying coworker: If you’re trying to impress the secretary by quoting Ralph Malph, you most definitely don’t “still got it.”
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My pet bird loves to eat worms, but every day, she drops one in her water dish.
My pet bird loves to eat worms, but every day, she drops one in her water dish. I’m beginning to wonder if it’s her way of asking me for tequila.
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A Crusty Bus Station
What’s the difference between a crab with breast implants and a transportation terminal?
One’s a crusty bus station.
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From Chicken to Commitment: A Love Story
Five years ago I started a game of Gay Chicken with my friend.
Now we own a dog together, we moved to Vermont to start a cute little bed and breakfast, and we’re thinking of adopting a kid. If he doesn’t give up soon, I think he might actually be gay.
