Why do astronauts use Linux?
Because they can’t open Windows in space.
Meh Thoughts
Meh thoughts
Short thoughts for long downward spirals
Browse quick-hit shower thoughts, deadpan one-liners, dark little observations, and questionable micro-rants from Chaotic Meh. They are short, searchable, and emotionally about as stable as a folding chair in a hurricane.
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Linux: The Only Option for Spacebound Astronauts!
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Listening: The Key to Conversation Survival!
My wife screamed: ‘You haven’t listened to a single word I’ve said, have you?’
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I lost a bundle wagering on porn the other day. Take my advice
I lost a bundle wagering on porn the other day. Take my advice and don’t bet against the spread.
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“What is it about the accent that makes British guys more
“What is it about the accent that makes British guys more fuckable? I mean except the neighbor in The Jeffersons?” -me, post margarita
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I tried forever to find it, but ultimately gave up and told the
I tried forever to find it, but ultimately gave up and told the clerk at Lowe’s “I need caulk.”
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The Butcher’s Accident
Did you hear about the butcher who fell backwards into his meat grinder?
He got a little behind in his work.
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Is “gangbang” one word or two? I’m writing a letter to try and
Is “gangbang” one word or two? I’m writing a letter to try and get out of jury duty and I don’t wanna sound stupid.
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Three Tons of Hair Stolen from Wig Factory
Three tons of hair was stolen from a wig factory.
Police are combing the area.
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Boobs and Scotch
What do boobs and scotch have in common?
One is not enough and three is too many.
