I walked down the street dressed as a screwdriver.
I turned a few heads.
Meh Thoughts
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I turned a few heads
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Mauve isn’t a color in the National Terrorism Advisory System — mauve is terror itself.
Mauve isn’t a color in the National Terrorism Advisory System — mauve is terror itself.
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I fell asleep with the “calming nature rhythms” station on and
I fell asleep with the “calming nature rhythms” station on and woke in a cold sweat when humpback whales were about to fuck on top of me.
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Too Much History Between Us
I was at the museum, and I suddenly saw my ex on the other side of the exhibition hall. I didn’t go and say hello though.
There was too much history between us.
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I came, I saw, I came again. This porno theater is cool
I came, I saw, I came again. This porno theater is cool!
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Every time I have an orgasm, I complain and throw a tantrum. I
Every time I have an orgasm, I complain and throw a tantrum. I guess I must be suffering from immature ejaculation.
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My co-worker’s brain fart was so big it left skid marks on the
My co-worker’s brain fart was so big it left skid marks on the back of his cubicle wall.
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A meth head actor
What do you call an actor who’s addicted to meth?
A meth-head actor.
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He couldn’t complain
I asked my North Korean friend how it was there.
He said he couldn’t complain.
